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Name: Eli Scissorhands
Years Played: HRD Rookie, 2nd season of roller derby
How did you first hear about and start playing roller derby? I was a first year teacher. I was loving my new job, but stressed and was looking for an outlet. I passed by a car wash and saw a bunch of crazy ladies in tutus. I found out it was for roller derby and knew that those were my people.
Favorite piece of derby gear: My Valky Bonts
Theme Song: Pretty Girl Rock
Likes: -Milk steak and ghouls (It's Always Sunny)
-Obstacle course racing
-That lightbulb moment in teaching
Dislikes:-People's knees (LOL! It's Always Sunny)
Injuries sustained during derby?
"Don't put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby!"
Just bruises so far.
Fun Facts: I can come up with a movie/tv quote for literally any situation. It's like a savant-ish gift.